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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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spockula:

do you think bucky says “winter is coming” during sex

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queerpong:

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poptarter:

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?

“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?

“stop having herpes” this is miraculous 

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jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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thereal-noah:

What

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savior of the wizarding world everyone

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arkhams:

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT

(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um…dont have a card for…this situation….

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